Hotties Who Hike: November Joanna's Birthday Hike!
🎂🥾 IT’S MY BIRTHDAY HIKE!
Sunday, November 29th is my birthday, and there’s no better way I can think of spending it than hiking 10 miles with a bunch of HOTTIES! 😂💚
So this month’s Hotties Who Hike is extra special. We’re taking on Bridge to Nowhere for my BIRTHDAY HIKE! Come ready to move, laugh, connect, celebrate, and make some memories with me on the trail.
And because it’s my birthday...we’re going CAMO! 💚🖤🩶
🥾 HOTTIES WHO HIKE
Hotties Who Hike is for women who want to start their day strong, get outside, move their bodies, and meet other amazing women along the way.
This is about community, conversation, fresh air, movement, and showing up exactly as you are. Come solo or bring a friend. Be outgoing or a little shy. Just bring good energy, an open mind, and a willingness to connect.
We keep the trail fun and positive. No gossip, drama, or negative talk. Good vibes, good conversations, and good humans only.
💚🖤🩶 HIKE DETAILS
🥾 Trail: Bridge to Nowhere Hiking Trail
🎂 Date: Sunday, November 29th....Joanna’s (my) Birthday!
🥾 Distance: Approximately 10 miles roundtrip
🥾 Difficulty: Moderate to difficult. Expect uneven terrain, rocks, creek crossings, steep sections, climbing, and limited shade. Come prepared.
🥾 Time: Approximately 5–6 hours
☕️ Birthday After Party: If your legs still work 😂, join us for coffee and lunch after the hike! Details will be shared with your RSVP.
🎒 PACK LIKE A HOTTIE
This is a LONG hike, so don’t show up with one tiny water bottle and a dream. Come prepared!
💚🖤🩶 Plenty of water + snacks
💚🖤🩶 Hat + sunscreen
💚🖤🩶 Comfortable hiking shoes or hiking boots
💚🖤🩶 Backpack or fanny pack
💚🖤🩶 Anything else you personally need for 5–6 hours on the trail
💚🖤🩶 CAMO, HOTTIE!
It’s my birthday, so we’re going CAMO! Pull out your favorite camouflage gear, leggings, hats, bandanas, accessories...whatever you’ve got.
Have fun with it and come ready for the birthday group photo because you KNOW we’re taking one.
🚗 PARK IT + LET’S HIKE
Come early, hottie! Parking near the trail can fill up FAST, which is one of the reasons we’re starting bright and early.
Give yourself plenty of time to park, get to our meeting spot, check in, and be ready to go. We start on time. With a 5–6 hour hike ahead of us, we can’t hold up the group for late arrivals.
And trust us, you do NOT want to be chasing a bunch of camouflaged hotties down a 10-mile trail.
✅ GOOD TO KNOW
💚🖤🩶 Stay tuned for restroom information.
💚🖤🩶 Arrive early and ready to hike.
💚🖤🩶 Event contact information and additional details will be shared after registration.
📸 HIKE, SMILE + KNOW THE DEAL
We’re here to hike, laugh, meet new women, and make some memories. But we also have to cover the serious stuff.
By signing up for Hotties Who Hike, you understand that hiking is a physical outdoor activity and you are responsible for your own health and safety. You agree that Hotties Who Hike, its organizers, hosts, and affiliates are not responsible for injuries, accidents, loss, or harm that may happen before, during, or after the hike.
Smile, hottie! 📸 We take photos and videos during our hikes. By attending, you give us permission to use them on social media, websites, emails, and other Hotties Who Hike or Joanna Vargas marketing without compensation.
And yes, we want to stay connected! 💌 By signing up, you understand that you’ll also be added to Joanna’s weekly newsletter where we share future Hotties Who Hike adventures, plus other Joanna events, classes, and fun things happening. You can unsubscribe anytime.
By signing up and showing up, you’re saying YES to all of the above.
🥾 ALL IN MEANS ALL IN
Hotties Who Hike is about more than showing up for a hike. It’s about showing up for each other.
If you RSVP, we’re counting on you. We know life happens and plans change, but please don’t take a spot unless you’re serious about coming.
If something comes up, no worries! Just remove yourself from the event at least 24 hours before the hike so we’re not standing at the trailhead wondering, “Where’s our hottie?!”
And here’s the serious part: If you RSVP and no-show 2 or more times, you will no longer be invited to future Hotties Who Hike events.
Be all in. Be a woman of your word. And if you say you’re hiking, lace up those shoes and LET’S GO!
Thank you for helping us build a community where women show up, connect, and can count on each other.
Now come hike 10 miles with me for my birthday! 🎂
xoxo,
💕 Joanna