The Girls Are In Control
This is an unofficial SF Tech Week Event, but it's also maybe just a decent party with interesting people you haven't met before. Join us for an evening of performance on power, connection, and who's really watching whom.
The vibe is Schiaparelli meets Black Mirror. Acknowledge the digital panopticon, but make it fashion. You are being watched, you may as well look good.
Break out an interesting fit: we are explicitly inviting you to auramaxx and lore farm. Consider the evening an excuse to wear military-grade sensors as a bit. Show us a side of you we haven't seen before.
The event will be gamified. It will have leaderboards. There will even be actionable business insights gathered from unstructured data. There are unlimited free drinks for those who play along.
The winners of our games will obtain rare items, twitter clout, bragging rights, and possibly strange grey market Chinese peptides. It might even be fun!
Respectfully, we ask that you keep conversations about AGI timelines to a minimum. Backpacks will be frowned upon.
Girls: pull up to the function in a Waymo and we'll pay for it, just show us the receipt. Guys... find a girl to come with if you need a ride?
PS: We know you hate luma. You should fill out your EVM address. Trust us ;)
A big thank you to our sponsors who make this possible. If you see them, you have to give them a little kiss on the forehead.
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