Guiris de Mierda

Because we've all been a guiri at some point!
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God Tier Guiri
€50 / month · €400 / year
Introducing: God Tier Guiri – our most legendary membership yet. For €50/month, you get free access to every single Guiris de Mierda event — from speed dating to rooftop parties, networking nights to day trips. No extra fees, no FOMO, just god-level status and a calendar full of chaos. Spots are limited. First come, first crowned. 👑

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Cover Image for Golden Guiri Bar Crawl | Malasaña

Golden Guiri Bar Crawl | Malasaña

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Madrid, Spain
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Golden Guiri
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Madrid
+5
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda & Yogalates House
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€11
 
Cover Image for PLAYGROUND #2 | LET CLAUDE HANDLE IT

PLAYGROUND #2 | LET CLAUDE HANDLE IT

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By Guiris de Mierda, Top Speakers & Enmary Margaret
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Madrid, Spain
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Madrid
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€40
+8
 
Cover Image for Golden Guiri Hiking Club

Golden Guiri Hiking Club

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By Guiris de Mierda & Sergio G.
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Madrid, Spain
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Golden Guiri
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Madrid
 
Cover Image for Sunset Social | BARCELONA

Sunset Social | BARCELONA

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By Guiris de Mierda & Nayim Ahmed
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Barcelona, Spain
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Barcelona
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€12
+23
 
Cover Image for Sunsets & Rooftops 🌅

Sunsets & Rooftops 🌅

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Madrid, Spain
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Madrid
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€15
+13
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€11
 
Cover Image for GUIRI SURF HOUSE 🏄‍♂️ | ASTURIAS

GUIRI SURF HOUSE 🏄‍♂️ | ASTURIAS

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Asturias, Spain
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Sold Out
+10
 
Cover Image for Guiris Speed Dating Experience 💕

Guiris Speed Dating Experience 💕

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By Guiris de Mierda & Anna Monkhe
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Madrid, Spain
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Madrid
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€12.50
+2
 
Cover Image for Baile Inolvidable | BAD BUNNY NIGHT 🐰🇵🇷

Baile Inolvidable | BAD BUNNY NIGHT 🐰🇵🇷

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Madrid, Spain
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Madrid
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€15
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€11
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€11
 
Cover Image for Spain 🇪🇸 v Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 | WORLD CUP 2026 ⚽️ 🏆

Spain 🇪🇸 v Saudi Arabia 🇸🇦 | WORLD CUP 2026 ⚽️ 🏆

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By Guiris de Mierda & Nicholas Farrell
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Madrid, Spain
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Madrid
 
Cover Image for Les Bohèmes | Music & Poetry ✨

Les Bohèmes | Music & Poetry ✨

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By Guiris de Mierda & The Great Fever
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Madrid, Spain
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Madrid
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€15
 
Cover Image for Big Sunset Rooftop Tardeo | JUNE

Big Sunset Rooftop Tardeo | JUNE

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Madrid, Spain
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Madrid
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€15
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€11
 
Cover Image for July Edition | PLAYGROUND

July Edition | PLAYGROUND

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By Guiris de Mierda & Top Speakers
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Madrid, Spain
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Madrid
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€20
 
Cover Image for Guiris Speed Dating Experience 💕

Guiris Speed Dating Experience 💕

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Madrid, Spain
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Madrid
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€12.50