Guiris de Mierda

Because we've all been a guiri at some point!
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God Tier Guiri
€50 / month · €400 / year
Introducing: God Tier Guiri – our most legendary membership yet. For €50/month, you get free access to every single Guiris de Mierda event — from speed dating to rooftop parties, networking nights to day trips. No extra fees, no FOMO, just god-level status and a calendar full of chaos. Spots are limited. First come, first crowned. 👑

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Cover Image for Guiris, Pilates & Pups 🐶

Guiris, Pilates & Pups 🐶

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Madrid, Comunidad de Madrid
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Madrid
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Sold Out
+7
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda & Mellow Mente Yoga
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€11
 
Cover Image for Big Sunset Rooftop Tardeo | APRIL

Big Sunset Rooftop Tardeo | APRIL

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By Guiris de Mierda & Nicholas Farrell
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Madrid, Comunidad de Madrid
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Madrid
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Near Capacity
+80
 
Cover Image for Yoga in the Park

Yoga in the Park

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By Guiris de Mierda & Mellow Mente Yoga
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Register to See Location
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Madrid
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€11
 
Cover Image for Guiris Speed Dating Experience 💕

Guiris Speed Dating Experience 💕

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By Guiris de Mierda & Anna Monkhe
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Madrid, Comunidad de Madrid
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€12.50
 
Cover Image for El Clasico ⚽️ | Real Madrid vs Barcelona

El Clasico ⚽️ | Real Madrid vs Barcelona

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By Guiris de Mierda & Nicholas Farrell
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Madrid, Comunidad de Madrid
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Madrid
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€10
 
Cover Image for 🌸 GUIRI SPRING FEST 2026 🌸 Spring Party Madrid

🌸 GUIRI SPRING FEST 2026 🌸 Spring Party Madrid

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By Guiris de Mierda, Enmary Margaret & Nicholas Farrell
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Madrid, Comunidad de Madrid
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Madrid
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€20
+53
 
Cover Image for GUIRI SURF HOUSE 🏄‍♂️ | ASTURIAS

GUIRI SURF HOUSE 🏄‍♂️ | ASTURIAS

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Asturias, Asturias
+11
 
Cover Image for GUIRIS IN COLOMBIA 🇨🇴 | AUGUST

GUIRIS IN COLOMBIA 🇨🇴 | AUGUST

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By Guiris de Mierda
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Medellín, Antioquia
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