​How to Actually Tame The Chaos Without Another App, Hack, or Better Version of Yourself

​Can you feel it in the air?

​I don't mean the crispness of fall. I mean September's evil glare — fingers steepled, tapping rhythmically, Mr. Burns-style.

​Are you ready to actually work? Q3 wrap-up, Q4 breathing down your neck.

​Are you ready to actually parent? No more chips for dinner - it's extracurriculars, screen time limits, and leaving the house on time again.

​Instead of reaching for a new schedule, system or AI agent to finally feel like you’ve got it all under control - what about stopping to ask: did I agree to this rule?

​That's what this workshop does: helps you see the heaping pile of unrealistic expectations you've been carrying, so you can choose which ones to break and which to tailor.

​In this free 60-minute live session, you'll:

• ​See the full pile of expectations you're grading yourself against — the unanswered permission slip, the missed workout, the 8pm email — so the overwhelm stops feeling like a personal failing

• ​Understand how the world around you is built to demand more, better, different, on repeat

• ​Learn why you're wired to tether your worth to your output — and why that's not a personal flaw

• ​Sit in a room with other people carrying the exact same invisible pile, so you know you're not the only one drowning

​This is for you if you...

• ​Rush out of the meeting for pickup, then open the laptop at 9pm

• ​Lie in bed unable to rest at the end of the day angry about the unsigned permission slip or the missed gym

• ​Blame yourself when things go sideways and wish the inner critic would let up for once

• ​Want to feel good across the fronts — parent, professional, spouse, friend — instead of shitty at everything

​Hi, I'm Jess

​My ambition wanted me to be a corporate superstar. Bath time had other plans.

After kids I tried to keep playing by the same rules with better systems and more effort. It didn't work - not because I wasn't trying hard enough - but because the expectations were never designed to coexist.

​Martha Stewart in the kitchen. Forbes-worthy in the boardroom. Always patient parent. Consistent self-care. I thought that made me a failure. Turns out it was never a personal failing - it was a heaping pile of unrealistic expectations I never agreed to.

We don't need to be more, better, or different. We need to choose better.

​I help high achieving working parents figure out why they end the day feeling like a failure - and what to do about it that doesn't require building your own AI agent.

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​PS. Can't make it live? RSVP anyway and I'll send you the workbook so you can do the work