

🎄Holiday Meltdown at Everstar
You're cordially invited to get dangerously cozy
We're building the future of abundant energy by day. By night? We're melting gingerbread houses with the heat of a thousand suns and seeing how much peppermint schnapps it takes to make regulatory compliance sound fun.
CRITICAL SPECIFICATIONS:
🏠 Gingerbread architecture that would make the NRC proud (structurally sound constructions only)
🍪 Bring out your inner Holiday Picasso, drawing your best holiday shaped frosting on cookies
🍫 Hot cocoa bar with enough thermal output to keep you toasty
🎵 Holiday bangers (the playlist is already approved for unrestricted public release)
🎄 Sweater policy: Ugly encouraged. Sexy permitted. Both simultaneously? You're our favorite kind of risk-taker.
Fair warning: We're bringing the same intensity we bring to accelerating nuclear deployments to winning gingerbread house supremacy. Competitive spirits will be high. Strategic frosting alliances may form.
Come as you are. Leave slightly tipsy on holiday cheer and probably covered in icing.