Luau Love Pool Party
βSHHHHH! Can you smell it? π
βNO! It's not the alluring scent of sunscreen. βοΈ
βIt's the sweet, sweet, irresistible smell of love π
βSUMMER LOVE ππ
βI welcome you to a summer pool party like no other, where the water's not the only thing that's fine :) π¦
βFlirtatious splashing is always allowed.
β*** Register early because there is a much lower cap on the number of people I am able to accommodate now, given the issues with the city. There are NO EXCEPTIONS TO THIS ***
βπ SUMMER ATTIRE (STRICTLY ENFORCED):
βDress (or undressβitβs a pool party, after all) to impress! Water-adjacent attire required. Grass skirts and coconut bras get extra points! Mermaids and fish welcome. π§ββοΈπ
βπΊππΊWear WHITE if you're single and ready to mingle. Think of it as a "dive right in" sign! (Or maybe you just did laundry and ran out of options.)
βπΊππΊ Wear RED if you're taken and riding the waves of commitment. Red means your heart's off the market, but youβre still ready to make a splash! (Also, it's a great way to camouflage ketchup stains.)
βπΊππΊ Wear BLUE if your relationship status is more complex than the vast and mysterious ocean. Itβs for those who like to keep things interesting. (You know who you are. Yes, you, with the mysterious aura and complicated love life.)
βπππ Wear RAINBOW to show off your true colors and let your pride shine as bright as the summer sun! Whether you're LGBTQ+ or an ally, rainbows are your go-to for spreading love and joy. (Plus, itβs hard to be anything but happy in rainbow gear.)
βπ AGENDA:
β1pm - 5pm: mingling + flirtatious splashing
5pm - 7pm: bbq + flirtatious splashing
7pm - 8pm: chill + flirtatious splashing
βAs you can see, all activities lead to flirtatious splashing. Sometimes in the pool. Sometimes in your hearts. Occasionally, just by the snack table.
βπ FOOD: Poolside snacks and BBQ all day long β because love burns calories :) We probably will roast a whole pig <3 NOM NOM NOM.
βπΉ DRINKS: Endless summer cocktails in every shade of the sunset β guaranteed to make your heart skip a beat. Donβt miss the Mai Tais and Pina Coladas! They come with tiny umbrellas, which are almost as useful as they are adorable. πΉπ΄
βπΆ MUSIC: Our new QSC speakers will be blasting summer anthems thatβll make you want to dance like nobody's watching (even though everyone is)... If your dance moves are anything like mine, thatβs a good thing. πΆπΊ
βPOOL STAGE
β2:00 PM Portero
3:00 PM Jimmy Hits
4:00 PM hellyeah
5:00 PM Starfari
6:00 PM Max Christensen
7:00 PM Melody Sea
βDANCE STAGE
β3:00 PM BBL Doctor
4:00 PM Fleau
5:00 PM Tobi Why Not
6:00 PM Aleyum
7:00 PM TBD
βDive into the season of sun, fun, and flirtation β just remember, the only thing you should be catching is a tan (and maybe someone's number)! ππ±
βSincerely,
βThe Spice Sultan of Splash, King of Summer Love
βP.S. No lifeguards on duty, and no life jackets for your emotions... so youβre in charge of your own love life β and floatation devices. πββοΈπ
βAnd remember, floaties are a fashion statement, not a suggestion.
β***OTHER NOTES***
βPARKING: there will be no parking. You must either rideshare to the house or park in Downtown Burlingame and rideshare to the house (takes 7 mins).
βTICKETS: I do not make money off these parties. All my parties are professionally staffed. Your tickets help ensure vendors, artists, security, etc. are paid fairly. If price is an issue, message me and we can work something out (Message host on left hand side).
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