StarMeat™ Product Launch: Choptop Signature Cut - Open Registration
At StarMeat™, we’re redefining sustainable protein by cultivating premium meat directly from the cells of cultural icons. Our inaugural release features a proprietary Choptop™ cell line — responsibly cultured, nutritionally optimized, and ethically produced without harm to the original celebrity. No chainsaws were used in production. Join us for an exclusive fake-biotech product launch, complete with a parody FDA warning, celebrity protein branding, and a cult-classic horror screening. After the “launch,” we’ll roll straight into a private screening of: THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE 2 (1986) Starring Bill Moseley as Chop-Top This event is presented in partnership with Choptop’s BBQ https://choptopsbbq.com Expect sleek health-conscious satire, dark humor, and one of the wildest sequels in horror history.
WHAT TO EXPECT • The debut of the StarMeat™ Choptop Signature Cut • FDA warning badges and nutrition labels • Cult horror cinema • Free admission (suggested donation is something to share) • Actual meat consumption we are serving chili) • Minimal existential consequences • In partnership with Choptop’s BBQ — choptopsbbq.com
LOCATION Frontier Tower — 7th Floor MakerSpace Theater (Exact room: MakerSpace Theater)
DATE & TIME Date: Friday, February 13th Doors: 7:00 PM Screening: 8:00 PM
ADMISSION Free / Suggested Donation of something to share
DRESS CODE Business Casual (In SF that means jeans and hoodies!) Cannibal Chic Optional
DISCLAIMERS • No actual CELEBRITY meat will be served • Bill Moseley is affiliated with this project and is aware of this event • Bill Moseley has consented to the use of the Chop-Top name and likeness for this parody experience • StarMeat™ is a fictional corporation • Choptop Signature Cut is a parody product • This event is a parody • Please do not contact lawyers • In partnership with Choptop’s BBQ — choptopsbbq.com
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