Welcome to GMIM
WHERE: Lost Cat
WHEN: 18th Oct, Doors 5.45pm
TICKETS: On the door (£3, £6, £10)
Who is GMIM
GMIM was founded by our CEO who gained control of the company after the unfortunate yet completely natural passing* of her father in 2022 (RIP.) Since her rise to power, our CEO has been making radical, inspired change to operations. One of her latest, most revered actions was to open upG-MIMto normal, everyday, ordinary, run-of-the-mill, simple minded civilian folk for the first time ever. A truly unprecedented act,shaking the foundations of the modern business world.
Be part of the History
GMIM produces bimestrial corporate ‘members only events’ where we discuss and reward our loyal community for engaging with our record-breaking content. After much intensive and calculated deliberation, we’ve picked the great city of MANCHESTER as thewhole world’sfirst ever chance foryouto investyour'current money’ (the weak British Pound) intooursuperior currency (G-MIMcoin); which we've predicted will take over the global economy in 5 years time. At our exclusive, VIP events you can transferyourmoney for free. Or if you so choose, you can wait for the take over (Dec 15th 2027) where you will suffer the consequences of hefty transaction fees.Now is the time to act. Do you want to be rich, or do you want to regret? Get in at ground level while you can, for thisonce in a lifetime opportunity(occuring once every 2 months)
How It works
At our events there will be several opportunities to invest in GMIMcoin, so remember to bring your British Pounds in the form of physical or ‘card’ money. There will also be the option to earnG-MIMcoin through social-media engagement and in person event participation. Competition is tight for ‘follower of the month’ and ‘best comment awards’ but the rewards are great. As you collect moreG-MIMcoinyou will rise through the ranks, and your coins will grow bigger. Remember, at GMIM,bigger is better. Once you cross over into higher levels we will hold historically secret, never-before-seen-by-the-public, ceremonies to celebrate your climb at GMIM.The sky is your limit.
Entry Criteria
- Cancel TV license. Renounce the BBCAll of your entertainment needs will be met byGMIM- SecrecyIt is with upmost importance that all information regarding our in-person events and are kept within our members only community. Leaks will be taken very seriously and reposted and shared with immediate action-EngagementFollow @g.m.i.manchester. All of our members must engage with our social media presence and content
Entertainment
Beyond participating in our business run-downs, forecasts, and ranking ceremonies, at our GMIMevents you will watch the comedians that you are supporting do exclusive stand up sets just for you. These comedians are set to be world famous by the global economy take-over (Dec 15th 2027,) and you would have had the first glimpses of their inevitable success.
Reserve your tickets now for our exclusive GMIM event. So you can say you were there.
*Medical records are held privately and public access will be denied