

Please Open Your Mouth/Send Noods - A Sensory, Sexy Immersive Dinner Experience, Italian Style
Come hungry, leave saucy.
We're setting the table somewhere between La Dolce Vita and Lady and the Tramp. Think red velvet, candlelight, mountains of pasta, rivers of olive oil, and just enough bad decisions to make Nonna blush.
Over a decadent multi-course Italian feast, you'll be invited to twirl, slurp, drizzle, feed, flirt, laugh, and luxuriate your way through a series of playful sensory experiences inspired by the pleasures of Italian indulgence.
We're begging: send noods.
July's dinner sold out. Grab your tickets now.
NOTE: To save on processing fees, we will take payments through Venmo. If you can't pay that way, just let us know and we'll process another way.
About Please Open Your Mouth
What if dinner becomes a playground for the senses?
Please Open Your Mouth is an immersive, guided dining experience where food becomes art, curiosity becomes connection, and every course is an invitation to slow down enough to truly taste what you're most hungry for.
Some guests come alone, some in pairs. Some flirt. Some make new friends. Some simply savor extraordinary food. Every interaction is optional, every invitation is guided, and every boundary is welcomed and respected.
Open your mouth, darlings. Close your eyes. Put out your hands. We have all sorts of surprises for you. Textures, flavors, sensations. This is a dinner unlike anything you've experienced. Over multiple courses, you will be invited to interact with your food and each other in ways that will have you giggling, moaning in pleasure, and sparking new connections and aliveness.
You might eat only with your hands... or only with your mouth. You might feed each other, or discover playful new ways to serve—and savor—one another. Sight, sound, touch, smell, and, of course, taste are all on the menu. Everything is an invitation— nothing is required.
You can participate as much or as little as you'd like.
Please wear clothes that you don't mind getting messy (or removed if you prefer). We will accommodate dietary restrictions as needed.
Ticket includes guided experiences, chef-prepared multi-course dinner, and beverages.
YOUR HOSTS:
Ambrosia Wild (AKA Melissa Schwimmer): Professional Chef & Dominatrix
Vix Vesper (AKA Joanna Garner): Immersive Experience Designer & Tantric Guide
Curious about the story behind Please Open Your Mouth? Read Joanna's essay about the origins of the experience here: https://joannagarner.substack.com/p/please-open-your-mouth