GRAND TEMPORAL JUNCTION: DISPATCH FROM SAMSON RANCH ⏳⚡
A rupture in the space-time fabric has localized over Samson Ranch. For All Hallows' Eve, chronological containment has collapsed, opening a corridor straight into an 1800s frontier yard, where the Cantina is open, the blacksmith forge is glowing, and the brick pizza oven is blazing.
While your arrival coordinates are fixed firmly in the Wild West, your point of origin is entirely up to you. Step through the gate as an ancient Roman, a 1920s bootlegger, a dusty desert gunslinger, an off-world traveler, a Victorian inventor, or a wayward time tourist. All eras, timelines, and centuries are welcome.
Waypoint Coordinates & Manifest
Chronological Window: Saturday, October 31st. Portal opens at 5:30 PM; runs until late into the night.
Location: Samson Ranch (Wild West District)
Sounds: An evening soundscape shifting into a curated DJ set as night settles over the ranch.
Ranch Provisions & The Common Table: Fresh artisanal pizzas will be firing steadily from the outdoor brick oven, alongside stocked bar essentials and tapped kegs of local craft beer. To keep the outpost properly fueled, please bring a high-quality dish or favorite craft beverage to share. Organic, farm-fresh, artisanal, or homemade contributions are warmly appreciated, let’s leave ultra-processed items in an alternate timeline.
Temporal Protocols
Families, Pups & Young Travelers: Friendly dogs on leash and kids are warmly invited to take in the early spectacle, explore the decorations, and enjoy dinner from 5:30 PM until around 8:30 PM. As the fire dies down and late evening arrives, the ranch transitions to a 21+ adult gathering.
Costume Creed: No era restrictions. If it exists anywhere along human history, folklore, or the distant future, it fits.
Manifest Verification: Please RSVP via this link as early as possible so provisions, dough batches, and keg taps can be precisely matched to our headcount.