

Humans vs AI: The RSA After-Hours Comedy Battle
It’s Wednesday night at RSA.
You’ve done the panels.
You’ve heard “agentic security” enough.
You’ve taken a photo of a slide you’ll never look at again.
This is your post-dinner reset:
comedy, cocktails, controlled chaos.
The Plan
9:00–10:00 PM — Arrivals & Cocktails
Craft bar. Real glassware.
10:00–11:00 PM — Humans vs AI
Live comedians (and brave CISO volunteers) vs. an AI-powered robot.
AI-generated jokes.
Human ego.
The audience votes.
No recounts.
No audit logs.
11:00 PM – Midnight — Cocktails (Round 2)
Debate whether the robot actually won.
The Room
Small by design — more private club than conference afterparty.
We're at capacity and now reviewing registrations on a rolling basis, with priority going to senior practitioners (CISOs, deputy CISOs, and security leaders).
If you’re in, you’re in.
If not… blame the AI waitlist algorithm.
Co-Hosts
Backed by companies who believe RSA should include actual fun:
Flashpoint
Doppel
Thoropass
Cytactic
Runlayer
Tuskira
Fleak.AI
Astrix Security
No panels.
No demos.
Just good people bringing the room together.