The PitchSlap Roast 🔥
You've seen crowdfunding campaigns crash and burn.
You've probably wondered if yours would do the same.
The PitchSlap Roast is the live session where we find out. 👀
I take 2–3 real crowdfunding campaigns, run them through the PitchSlap 6-Phase Framework, and score them live — in front of you.
🔍 The Diagnosis — I pull up real campaigns and score them phase by phase. Hook, community readiness, campaign copy, financials, launch strategy, momentum plan. All of it.
💀 The Roast — If the raise looks impossible to hit, I'll say so. And then I'll tell you exactly what I'd change.
⏪ The 8-Week Rewind — For each campaign, I walk through what I would have done 8 weeks before launch, step by step.
🎤 Live Chat — This isn't a webinar you watch in your pyjamas while muting yourself. Get Involved, Ask questions, Challenge me, Share your thoughts. It's conversational, not corporate.
Who's this for?
Founders who are:
Thinking about crowdfunding but have no idea if their idea would actually fund
Mid-campaign and wondering what's going wrong
Post-campaign and ready to learn what they'd do differently
Just nosy about what makes campaigns succeed or fail (valid, honestly)
Female founders especially welcome. All founders appreciated.
What you'll walk away with:
✅ A clear picture of what investors actually look for
✅ The 8-week pre-launch moves that make or break a campaign
✅ Honest feedback you won't get from a platform's "success team"
✅ At least one thing you'll immediately want to fix about your own raise
Want your campaign roasted?
Submit it when you register. No guarantees it'll make the cut — but if it does, you'll get the most honest campaign feedback of your life.
(Don't worry, We're brutal but kind, Well Mostly)