Bitchcoin yoga: life Is A $Bitch yoga session, Featuring Paige

​Life is a bitch—between the markets bleeding out your sweet gains from the year and a full-on extroverted week at ETH Denver, your body (and your portfolio) could use a reset.

​Welcome to Bitchcoin Yoga, a joyful, calming session designed to help you release that bitchin’ pain stored in your body. The stress, the FUD, the all-nighters grinding for alpha—it all gets trapped in your tissues. Let’s stretch it out, breathe it out, and moon our way back to balance.

​Led by Paige, a seasoned yoga instructor who’s been guiding ETH Denver sessions for six years, this class is about more than just movement—it’s about reclaiming your energy, laughing through the chaos, and finding your flow. No experience needed—we’ve got mats for you, and if you show up early, you might even snag one of our exclusive Bitchcoin space suits for an out-of-this-world stretch. Just bring your best bitch energy, and let’s flow.

​🗓️ When: 4:00 pm Saturday

​📍 Where: Zen Zone, 2nd floor main event

​⚡ Capacity: Limited spots—first come, first served! We have the yoga mats.

​Breathe, release, recharge.

​And join our community here: https://t.me/BitchcoinArmy

​X: /_bitchcoin

​LFGB!