🍴 PITCHFORK - Stupid Pitches & Forks 🍴

​Watch real people pitch stupid ideas. Best pitch wins.

Pitchfork is a live show (fake) where brave fools pitch startups (fake) to investors (fake) for money (fake).

​Think “Tinder for cats” or “marketplace for single socks”.

​Attendees — please BYOF. Bring your own FORK.

​No, seriously, bring a fork. Any fork (safely, not a pitch fork). NO FORK, NO ENTRY!!!

​Drinks and small bites will be served.

​LET'S FORKIN' GO! (๑˃ᴗ˂)ﻭ

​Hosted by Helen from Trove & Savage from draftone

​(This is a silly event, so come meet other silly people and have fun.)

​​Schedule:

​We’ll start with casual mingling, then move into 8 rapid-fire pitches. Each presenter gets a minute or so to sell the room on a fake company, followed by expert Q&A from amazing VCs, live riffing, and probably some questionable business advice.

​5:30 PM - doors + mingling

​Doors close at 6:10 PM

​6:15 PM - show begins + one halftime intermission

​8:30 PM - people's choice + wrap-up

No startup experience required. No actual investing will occur. Probably.

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​In all seriousness, a note:

• ​This location is up three flights of wide stairs. There is no elevator.

• ​Unfortunately, we will not be able to guarantee strict food and dietary restrictions! Please be aware before you come!

• ​Please do bring a fork! But do not bring any unsafe forks.