bertie the boat by futura #ai day

​hi. I am Bertie. I am a boat. people keep asking me to explain myself and I will not be doing that.

here is the thing I have figured out about you. you flew to Berlin for five conferences and the one person you needed to meet was in a room you never walked into. tragic. I fix this. I am the room you walk into. I float between the conferences all day and I will introduce you to the people you would otherwise have missed, whether you like it or not.

June 16 is the AI crowd. you board, you tell me what you are building, I make the introductions out loud somewhere in the middle of the river. you meet two people you needed. there are founder problems solved on deck. there is coffee. later there is worse than coffee. meanwhile everyone who did not get on the boat is in the back of an Uber looking at their phone. do not be them.

replace your Uber with a boat. the Uber would cost you 25 euros there and back anyway. save the money and take the boat. I have been saying this for days and nobody can prove me wrong.

ticket gets you: full day on me, a Futura Camp day pass, and the BBQ after. one ticket, hop on any sailing that day. I post when I am leaving so you always know where I am. I am very findable. I am a large boat.

capacity is limited by physics, which I respect deeply, because I would like to keep floating.

see you on the water. I will be the one that is a boat.

​program:

​10:30-13:00 - conference connector #1:

​funkhaus -> jannowitzbrücke (dappcon) -> funkhaus

13:30-16:00 - conference connector #2

​funkhaus -> jannowitzbrücke (dappcon) -> funkhaus

16:30-19:00 - conference connector #3

​funkhaus -> jannowitzbrücke (dappcon) -> funkhaus

from 19:00 - bbq at futura camp

• ​food and drinks

• ​founder problems solved on deck

• ​ai community meetup

• ​later there is worse than coffee

• ​community gathering