Cursed Christmas: A Holiday Quiz
Welcome to Cursed Christmas — the festive quiz night where traditions get roasted, Santa is slightly drunk, and your future is predicted with questionable accuracy.
Expect laughter, chaos, tiny gifts, and zero wholesome energy.
🧊 1. The Christmas Lie Detector
Every round we throw three “festive traditions” at you — two are real, one is pure nonsense.
Your team has to argue, fight, and somehow agree on which one we invented.
Warning: the real ones are usually worse than the fake one.
🎁 2. Gift From Hell
We found the strangest Christmas gifts the internet is selling this year.
No context, no explanation — just the photo.
Your team decides what the object actually is.
The fun part? You’re often more creative (and more disturbing) than the real answer.
🍷 3. Drunk Santa’s Story Generator
Santa has had enough.
We give you the beginning of his unhinged holiday monologue — your team finishes the story.
Short, sharp, ridiculous.
We read the best ones out loud. The audience votes on whose version is the most chaotic.
🎬 4. Christmas Movies Without Christmas
We take a well-known Christmas movie and strip every holiday reference out of the plot.
You get the bare storyline — nothing festive left.
Your team guesses which film it used to be.
It’s harder than it sounds and twice as stupid.
🌍 5. Christmas Around the World (Badly Explained)
Real holiday traditions from different countries… described terribly.
Think: “A man in a costume chases children with an object he shouldn’t legally own.”
Guess the country or the tradition.
Prepare to be ashamed of how confidently wrong you can be.
🎶 6. Reverse Carols: Wrong Lyrics Edition
We reverse Christmas songs, twist the lyrics, and give you options that all sound wrong.
Your team picks the “correct” line.
This round is pure chaos — nobody ever gets full points and everyone blames the audio.
🔮 Bonus: Cursed Christmas Predictions
Draw a card.
Receive a very questionable prophecy about your December energy, emotional stability, or upcoming disasters.
These predictions are intentionally unhelpful — but weirdly accurate.
🎁 Bonus: Tiny Stupid Christmas Gifts
Each table gets a small gift.
Some are cute.
Some are cursed.
All of them are very on-brand for Cursed Christmas.
How It Works
You’ll play in teams (we form them on the spot).
Zero Christmas knowledge needed — just imagination, sarcasm, and a functioning sense of humor.
The winning team gets a dumb prize + bragging rights until New Year.
Chaos is guaranteed. Dignity is optional.