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We get it—plans change. Here's how cancellations work for all Guiris de Mierda events:

Cancel 7 days or more before the event, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

Cancel between 48 hours and 7 days before the event, and you’ll receive a 50% refund.

Cancel less than 48 hours before the event, or don’t show up? Sadly, we can’t offer a refund.

Cancel within 48h of booking your ticket, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

By cancelling outside the 48h refund window, you will not receive any refund.

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🍻 This is an UNOFFICIAL bar crawl... what does that mean?

In the past, when we've done bar crawls, we've spoken to the bars in advance. We know there's going to be space, and we picked out everything very carefully. This is the complete opposite.

We were going to have a week off and do no events this week, but then we thought, "Fuck it. Why don't we just throw something together and wish for the best, in true Guiri fashion?"

🌟 Golden Guiris only. Every Golden Guiri is encouraged to bring a friend.

🌟 We're going to start in the location marked on the event, which is private now but is in Malasaña, so only GGs can get access.

🌟 We're going to hit a few bars, have a few beers, and see where the night takes us. As we said before, this is

 This is more guerrilla-style, so do not come if you are not ready to wing it a little bit.

🌟 Some bars, I'm sure, there won't be enough room for all of us. Some bars there will. It's going to be messy. It's going to be fun.

For all the Golden Guiris who want to come, it's a complete open invite. The event is free for Golden Guiris, and we'll share the live location in the Golden Guiri group chat all night in case anyone wants to join at any point.

By purchasing a ticket, you consent to possible digital recording and the use of this content on social media.

Golden Guiri Bar Crawl | Malasaña

Sam Ray

Hillary Fox

Shelly

Edward Mellett

Aurora

Sergey Guryakov

Sasha

Hugo Newman

Paula Martín

Introducing: God Tier Guiri – our most legendary membership yet.

For €50/month, you get free access to every single Guiris de Mierda event — from speed dating to rooftop parties, networking nights to day trips. No extra fees, no FOMO, just god-level status and a calendar full of chaos.

Spots are limited. First come, first crowned. 👑

God Tier Guiri

This event is for Golden Guiris only. If you would like to join the Golden Guiris, information is in the description.

Golden Guiri Bar Crawl | Malasaña

🍻 This is an UNOFFICIAL bar crawl... what does that mean?

🍺 How it works

🏁 Where we finish

Golden Guiri Bar Crawl | Malasaña

​🍻 This is an UNOFFICIAL bar crawl... what does that mean?

​🍺 How it works

​🏁 Where we finish

🍻 This is an UNOFFICIAL bar crawl... what does that mean?

🍺 How it works

🏁 Where we finish