

THREAD REGERTS: The Worst Race Tee Gala
A celebration of the loudest mistakes in running apparel
Everyone’s embracing the new athletic aesthetic — clean lines, sharp fonts, cotton classics. Beautiful stuff.
But we remember the polyester relics of the late 2000s.
Shiny. Boxy. Immortal.
Still faintly smelling like that closet you pretend you organized.
Wednesday, December 10th · 7 PM
Brooklyn Running Co. — Williamsburg
222 Grand Street, Brooklyn, NY
THREAD REGERT is our tribute to the worst of the worst.
What to Bring
Your brightest disaster
Your loudest eyesore
Your 2009 “why did they print this?” tech tee
If it haunts you, it qualifies.
What’s Happening
We’re showing off our own race-day regret and crowning The Worst Race Day Tee in NYC.
There will also be raffles, drinks, and a whole lot of chaotic fun.
Bragging rights are guaranteed.
A mild identity crisis is optional.
Do Some Good, Too
We’re partnering with a local organization to donate or recycle these relics once they’ve taken their final lap under the lights.