Global Small Talk Convention

​Tired of meaningful conversations?

​Sick of depth, vulnerability, and actually connecting with people?

​Stick around, you’re going to love this.

After 5 years of hosting deep conversation events, we've had enough. (something here)

​Welcome to the Small Talk Convention™, a one-night-only gathering where we celebrate the fine art of saying absolutely nothing… together.

Expect:

• ​Riveting conversations about the weather

• ​Passionless discussions about what you “do”

• ​Enthusiastic nodding with minimal listening

​We’ve carefully removed anything that might lead to real connection. No deep questions. No uncomfortable honesty. No “getting to know each other.”

​Just pure, unfiltered small talk.

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​🎭 Throughout the night, you’ll be guided through a series of highly forgettable interactions, including:

• ​“What do you do?” speed rounds

• ​The “Busy Busy” networking circle

• ​The Weather Appreciation Corner™
  

​⚠️ Warning:

​Some participants may accidentally experience genuine connection.

FAQ

​Is this a real event?
As real as it gets.

​What does the ticket include?
A welcome drink

​Is this a joke?
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