

Global Small Talk Convention
Tired of meaningful conversations?
Sick of depth, vulnerability, and actually connecting with people?
Stick around, you’re going to love this.
After 5 years of hosting deep conversation events, we've had enough. (something here)
Welcome to the Small Talk Convention™, a one-night-only gathering where we celebrate the fine art of saying absolutely nothing… together.
Expect:
Riveting conversations about the weather
Passionless discussions about what you “do”
Enthusiastic nodding with minimal listening
We’ve carefully removed anything that might lead to real connection. No deep questions. No uncomfortable honesty. No “getting to know each other.”
Just pure, unfiltered small talk.
🎭 Throughout the night, you’ll be guided through a series of highly forgettable interactions, including:
“What do you do?” speed rounds
The “Busy Busy” networking circle
The Weather Appreciation Corner™
⚠️ Warning:
Some participants may accidentally experience genuine connection.
FAQ
Is this a real event?
As real as it gets.
What does the ticket include?
A welcome drink
Is this a joke?
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