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Guiris de Mierda

We get it—plans change. Here's how cancellations work for all Guiris de Mierda events:

Cancel 7 days or more before the event, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

Cancel between 48 hours and 7 days before the event, and you’ll receive a 50% refund.

Cancel less than 48 hours before the event, or don’t show up? Sadly, we can’t offer a refund.

Cancel within 48h of booking your ticket, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

By cancelling outside the 48h refund window, you will not receive any refund.

Thanks for understanding and supporting the community 💛

to be Guiri Hosts, I have decided to hold a specific event just for the applicants to get a chance to speak to everyone and talk about your ideas.

We'll be in Retiro for a picnic, it'll be a very relaxed event and definitely NOT job interview vibes 🤪🤪

This event is also open to Golden Guiris.

Bring your own food/drinks + the exact location in Retiro will be posted on the day 😘

Guiri Host Picnic 🥳

Rahul R

Anthony Vizarreta Figueroa

Isa Nieto

Borja Vega

Tatiana Fyodorov

Enmary Margaret

Fitness trainer | Madrid

Angela Lopez

Wiktoria

Eduardo

Mafe

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