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We get it—plans change. Here's how cancellations work for all Guiris de Mierda events:

Cancel 7 days or more before the event, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

Cancel between 48 hours and 7 days before the event, and you’ll receive a 50% refund.

Cancel less than 48 hours before the event, or don’t show up? Sadly, we can’t offer a refund.

Cancel within 48h of booking your ticket, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

By cancelling outside the 48h refund window, you will not receive any refund.

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