ROAST THE FOUNDERS
Alright Pluto... this is your chance.
For one evening only, Adam and Graeme are officially stepping into the fire.
Welcome to Roast the Founders: a chaotic, loving, hilarious, mildly traumatic community roast where Pluto members get the opportunity to lovingly air out their grievances, observations, conspiracies, frustrations, and hot takes directly to the people responsible for this strange little experiment we call Pluto.
Over the last 8 months we have:
Lost heating during a brutal Toronto cold spell
Had the washrooms down for what felt like 14 business years
Sent approximately 700 emails, newsletters, and WhatsApp messages
Been trying to build a Fourth Space inside a 100+ year old magical building held together by dreams, extension cords, and community goodwill
Missed your events because we’ve been trying to keep the lights on, survive, and occasionally sleep
Removed multiple questionable members from the community
Been roasted on Google reviews
Accidentally created a cult...ural home for Toronto’s collective mid life crisis
And honestly?
Fair game.
This night is about comedy, honesty, community catharsis, and not taking ourselves too seriously.
So prepare your jokes, stories, dramatic readings, PowerPoints, poems, conspiracy theories, fake performance reviews, or emotional damage.
Come at us Pluto!!!
What To Expect
A full comedy roast format for our community members and MC'd by Lisa Hwang
Open mic roast slots for members
Founder rebuttals and counter-roasts
Anonymous submissions read live
Community awards
Ridiculous Pluto lore and inside jokes
Drinks, snacks, and emotional processing
A surprisingly wholesome ending probably
Suggested Roast Topics
Need inspiration? Here are some free targets:
The Great Bathroom Collapse of 2026
The magical building trying to kill us
Pluto temperature regulation experiments
Graeme’s 2 weeks of no email response
Adam carrying furniture while spiritually dissociating
Founders mysteriously absent from your event because they’re stress-eating at midnight
The amount of times we say “community”
Google reviews
The impossible challenge of explaining Pluto to your parents
The Group Chat
Founder optimism vs operational reality
The emotional support extension cords
Is Pluto really that cult-y??