Cards Against Humanity UNCENSORED
€6 · One drink included · Zero dignity required.
Lisbon, it’s time.
SHP is hosting a Cards Against Humanity: Uncensored Game Night — the kind where you laugh, then immediately question your life choices.
We’re bringing the full arsenal:
Season’s Greetings • Food • Theatre • Period • Science • 2000s Nostalgia • Human • Expansion 6 • Green Box • Picture Pack 1–3 • AI • Ass • Jew • the new Blue Box • Red Box • Absurd Box (freshly acquired and morally questionable).
Expect:
– terrible jokes
– worse people
– good drinks
– and the exact amount of chaos you secretly enjoy.
Small group. Zero filters. Maximum damage.
Come play, come offend, come confess.
If you win, you’re probably a bad person.
If you lose, even worse.
2 rounds of 14 cards in each.
FAQ
Q: €6 with a drink? What’s the catch?
A: You’ll question your morality, but financially you’re fine.
Q: What drink is included?
A: Beer, wine, cider, soft drinks, and holy water — for those hoping to cleanse their sins before the first round.
Q: Do I need to know the rules?
A: If you can read, you’re qualified. If you can’t, someone will explain it loudly and incorrectly.
Q: Will I be judged?
A: Yes. Constantly. But with love, probably.
Q: Can I bring friends?
A: Yes, but only if they’re terrible.
Q: Can I come alone?
A: Absolutely. Half of SHP events are introverts pretending they’re not.
Q: What if I get offended?
A: That’s on you, sweetheart.
Q: What packs do you have?
A: Season’s Greetings, Food, Theatre, Period, Science, 2000s Nostalgia, Human, Expansion 6, Green Box, Picture Pack 1–3, AI, Ass, Jew + Blue Box, Red Box, Absurd Box.
If this list scares you — good.
Q: What do I get if I win?
A: Bragging rights and a possible diagnosis.
Q: What do I get if I lose?
A: Same.
Q: Will there be pictures?
A: Yes, but your shame will be cropped out. Probably.
Q: Is this event suitable for sensitive people?
A: Only if their sensitivity is broken.