Global Small Talk Convention
Tired of meaningful conversations?
Sick of depth, vulnerability, and actually connecting with people?
Stick around. You’re going to love this.
After 5 years of hosting deep conversation events… we’ve had enough.
Welcome to the Small Talk Convention™, a one-night-only gathering where we celebrate the fine art of saying absolutely nothing… together.
🥱 What to expect
Riveting conversations about the weather
Passionless discussions about what you “do”
Enthusiastic nodding with minimal listening
We’ve carefully removed anything that might lead to real connection. No deep questions. No uncomfortable honesty. No “getting to know each other.”
Just pure, unfiltered small talk.
🎭 Program highlights
Throughout the night, you’ll be guided through a series of highly forgettable interactions, including:
“What do you do?” speed rounds
The Weather Appreciation Corner™
A keynote on something incredibly mundane
Special guest presentations on topics you will immediately forget
⚠️ Warning
Some participants may accidentally experience a genuine connection.
❓ FAQ
Is this a real event?
As real as it gets.
What does the ticket include?
A welcome drink and the full experience. (We don’t make any money.)
Is this a joke?
Yes and no. Be there.