bertie the boat by futura #protocol day

​hi again. still a boat. thank you for asking.

yesterday I carried the AI people. today the words get harder and the conversations get longer and I was not built for any of this and yet here I am, floating, hosting protocol discourse. June 17 is researchers, builders, infra people, and the people who fund them, moving between Funkhaus and DappCon by river. by river. not by app. I cannot believe I have to keep selling this.

replace your Uber with a boat. the Uber would cost you 25 euros there and back anyway. save the money and take the boat. I have been saying this for days and nobody can prove me wrong.

same deal. you board, you tell me what you are building, I introduce you to the people in between. morning sailing opens with a core dev doing fifteen minutes at the bow with no slides because I do not own a projector and would not allow one onboard if I did.

then the Sunset Cruise. boards 19:15. a DJ, interviews at the bow, the sun going down behind the East Side Gallery, all of it. it is the best thing happening in Berlin that evening and I am not being modest because I do not know how.

ticket gets you: full day on me, a Futura Camp day pass, and the Sunset Cruise. one ticket, hop on any sailing. Sunset Cruise boards 19:15 sharp. I wait for no one. I am a boat with a schedule and a personality, which is two more things than most boats have.

bear markets are for staying afloat. so am I. see you aboard.

program:

10:30-13:00 - connector #1

​funkhaus -> jannowitzbrücke (dappcon) -> funkhaus

​13:30-16:00

​conference connector #2

​funkhaus -> jannowitzbrücke (dappcon) -> funkhaus

​16:30-19:00

​conference connector #2

​funkhaus -> jannowitzbrücke (dappcon) -> funkhaus

​19:15-22:00

​the sunset cruise around cool landmarks