Start Up Picnic

​🌳 Startup Picnic.exe has been launched.

​Your weekly reminder to touch grass.

​Are you…

• ​building a startup? 🚀

• ​pretending your MVP is “almost ready”? 👀

• ​looking for a co-founder, investors or literally any source of income? 💀

• ​unemployed but calling it “stealth mode”? 🤝

• ​freelancing because corporate gave you the ick? ✨

​Congrats.
You are matching our freak.

​This Sunday we’re escaping LinkedIn and meeting in the park like it’s 2019.

​Just founders, startup people and future unicorn delusion enjoyers™ hanging out, touching grass and collectively pretending we’ll become billionaires one day.

​Topics may include:
🔥 AI replacing all of us.
🔥 “Should I just quit my job?”
🔥 VC gossip.
🔥 Why your startup still isn’t making money.
🔥 The random side project you’ll definitely start next week.

​I’ll bring:
🌀 Twister
⚽ a ball
✨ chaotic founder energy

​You bring:
🥤 drinks
🍓 snacks
💨 something to smoke
AND a blanket to sit on

​Bonus XP if someone brings a shisha.

​Touch grass.
Collect founders.
Repeat. 🌱