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Guiris de Mierda

We get it—plans change. Here's how cancellations work for all Guiris de Mierda events:

Cancel 7 days or more before the event, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

Cancel between 48 hours and 7 days before the event, and you’ll receive a 50% refund.

Cancel less than 48 hours before the event, or don’t show up? Sadly, we can’t offer a refund.

Cancel within 48h of booking your ticket, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

By cancelling outside the 48h refund window, you will not receive any refund.

Thanks for understanding and supporting the community 💛

Park yoga! This class will be a special fundraiser for animal shelters affected by the flooding in Valencia. All proceeds go directly to the organizations. 

 in Retiro for some park yoga fun, followed by a coffee and a chat.

The yoga session lasts 1h and is available for all levels.

Yoga in the Park - FUNDRAISER!

carmen huidobro

Maria Moreno

Maqui

Senén H

Sonia Aissaoui

Hanah Anderson

Hugo Newman

Stefanie Del Moral

Blanca Lopez

Gosia

Nathalie Rooney

Grace

Introducing: God Tier Guiri – our most legendary membership yet.

For €50/month, you get free access to every single Guiris de Mierda event — from speed dating to rooftop parties, networking nights to day trips. No extra fees, no FOMO, just god-level status and a calendar full of chaos.

Spots are limited. First come, first crowned. 👑