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Guiris de Mierda

We get it—plans change. Here's how cancellations work for all Guiris de Mierda events:

Cancel 7 days or more before the event, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

Cancel between 48 hours and 7 days before the event, and you’ll receive a 50% refund.

Cancel less than 48 hours before the event, or don’t show up? Sadly, we can’t offer a refund.

Cancel within 48h of booking your ticket, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

By cancelling outside the 48h refund window, you will not receive any refund.

Thanks for understanding and supporting the community 💛

☀️ We’re heading to one of Madrid’s public pools for a day of sun, swims, and solid company.

🎟 Everyone buys their own tickets — no faff.

🧊 Bring your own cooler, snacks, and drinks 

We’ll claim a patch of grass, crack open a few, and spend the afternoon pretending we don’t have responsibilities. Expect tunes, cannonballs, and your usual Golden Guiri chaos — but poolside.

👙 Come solo, come in groups, just don’t forget your sun cream and swimwear.

We’ll drop the exact pool and meeting time in the 

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Pool Day  🏖🍻 | Golden Guiri

Andrea Mercado

Mati Bar

Anne Seidlitz

Dario

Alessia

Anastasiia Gavrilova

Gosia

Enmary Margaret

Introducing: God Tier Guiri – our most legendary membership yet.

For €50/month, you get free access to every single Guiris de Mierda event — from speed dating to rooftop parties, networking nights to day trips. No extra fees, no FOMO, just god-level status and a calendar full of chaos.

Spots are limited. First come, first crowned. 👑

God Tier Guiri

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You'll be signed up for 1 month of Golden Guiri (GG) membership