Because we've all been a guiri at some point!

Guiris de Mierda

We get it—plans change. Here's how cancellations work for all Guiris de Mierda events:

Cancel 7 days or more before the event, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

Cancel between 48 hours and 7 days before the event, and you’ll receive a 50% refund.

Cancel less than 48 hours before the event, or don’t show up? Sadly, we can’t offer a refund.

Cancel within 48h of booking your ticket, and you’ll receive a full refund minus a €2 processing fee.

By cancelling outside the 48h refund window, you will not receive any refund.

Thanks for understanding and supporting the community 💛

Yoga in the park is back, and so is the sunshine.

As the warmer months roll in, the Guiris are dusting off their mats and getting stretchy again. 

There's no better way to start your Sunday than a Yogalates class in Retiro with the crew from Yogalates House, a perfect mix of yoga and pilates that works for all levels.

 coffee, so if you fancy a bit of post-yoga socialising over a flat white (or beer hehe), you're in the right place.

No experience needed. Just show up, stretch it out, and enjoy the Sunday.

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Yoga in the Park

Elizaveta P.

Yogalates House

Introducing: God Tier Guiri – our most legendary membership yet.

For €50/month, you get free access to every single Guiris de Mierda event — from speed dating to rooftop parties, networking nights to day trips. No extra fees, no FOMO, just god-level status and a calendar full of chaos.

Spots are limited. First come, first crowned. 👑

Yoga in the Park

​Yogalates in Retiro 🧘

Yogalates in Retiro 🧘