Burlesque Dinner Experience
Burlesque Dinner Experience
This is not just a dinner. Eighteen seats, one table, no spectators. You don't attend this evening — you enter it.
Katastrofffe is a project by Milena and Alexandra Yavasca — a collaboration that lives in the tension between elegance and provocation, chaos and control. It exists where a dinner stops being a dinner and becomes something harder to name.
Featuring the ridiculously spectacular Stelios Ladas — the night unfolds like a secret whispered too slowly. The table becomes a body-serving installation where presentation becomes poetry. You are not a spectator. There are no spectators here.
Served bare. Not obvious.
THE ULTIMATE WHY
Because some nights exist in a category of their own and this is one of them. Katastrofffe sold out overnight last time. This is your chance to be in the room
WHAT TO EXPECT
An intimate 18-seat dinner inside Seed House, a private candlelit space in Estrela
A body-serving installation by Stelios Ladas — movement, shadow, and the choreography of appetite
A spread of shared mezes and seductive mains, friendly to all dietary restrictions
Red and white wine flowing through the night, with non-alcoholic options available
A fluid format — not a show you watch, but an experience you're part of
DRESS CODE
This is not a casual evening. Come dressed as the most intentional version of yourself — think sensual, elegant, and a little daring. Katastrofffe rewards those who show up with style.
Dress with intention. You'll be glad you did.
MENU
A sexy little spread — shared mezes and seductive mains stretching from the Middle East to the Mediterranean, with a few stops in Asia. Everything is friendly to all dietary restrictions. Red and white wine will flow through the night, with non-alcoholic options for the non-indulgent.
Dietary restrictions? Let us know when you register.
VENUE - Seed House
Seed House is a private space and dream-come-true for chef Alexandra Yavasca — intimate, candlelit, and built for exactly this kind of evening. Part dinner space, part artistic residency, part gathering place for the community. The kind of room that holds a secret well.
TIMELINE
19:30 — Doors open. Enter with intention.
20:00 — Dinner begins.
22:30 — The night closes.
YOUR HOSTS - Alexandra Ryan
A California native who took her Modern Literature degree around the world the moment she had it in her hands — teaching kindergarten, writing freelance, and eating everything in sight. A stay in Istanbul changed everything: she fell in love with her partner, with the culture, and with the deep rituals around food and hosting. When she moved to Portugal, Sebze Lisboa followed. Her menus blend flavours and spices from paths travelled — Middle East to Mediterranean, with a few stops in Asia. Expect colour, boldness, and a table that delivers.
HOUSE NOTES
18 seats only — this will sell out
Cancellation Policy: Tickets are non-refundable, but you are welcome to transfer your spot to another member up to 48 hours before the event
Dress with intention — this is not a casual evening
We are all about IRL connection — phones away, presence on
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