
Performative Man Contest
performative man contest september 20th concrete beach
we’re looking for men who think they invented emotional intelligence. can you drink matcha without making it your entire personality? do you own multiple tote bags? have you read atomic habits but still can’t text back? today’s your day… 🍵
judging criteria includes but is not limited to:
how you pronounce “clairo”
whether your thrift finds cost more than my tuition
ability to explain why you’re different while looking exactly like every other guy with curtain bangs
self help book collection (unopened copies count double)
general aura of “i go to therapy”
prize is TBD but we can promise bragging rights and the knowledge that you’ve been perceived by your peers (us)
no we will not be telling you what we’re actually judging you on beforehand. that’s the point.
hosted by momentum & the matcha club & the tea club.
@momentum_uwo
@uwomatchaclub
@uwoteaclub