Pirated Films: A Perfectly Legal Screening Series
Ahoy, movie-going matayes,
We’re launching a brand-new monthly film night where we borrow stories of the sea (legally, we swear) and gather for a communal watch party devoted to pirates, sailors, sea creatures, and other nautical legends.
The First voyage:
The SpongeBob Movie: Search for SquarePants
Legendary pirate duo SpongeBob SquarePants and Patrick Star embark on a noble quest to become the finest bubble-blowing swashbucklers the seven seas have ever known. Gracing us with theirs waves of courage and wisdom along the way, they confront grave dangers, overcome absurd odds, and sneak in Krabby Pattyy or two....asking us the eternal question:
What if FUN and JOY are the real treasure? Argh...
About the series:
Pirated Films is our perfectly legal, morally unquestionable monthly movie night, hosted at our headquarters in Newlab. Once a month, we gather a fine crew to plunder the cinematic currents, screening pirate, nautical, and ocean-adjacent films that range from animated chaos to salty legend.
It's time we learn the ways from the pirates who've walked the plank of conformity before us.
Pirate attire encouraged. Popcorn will be plundered.