

Calling future Rockefellas - Bank for (AI) Sentience
Fuck those networking events where nothing ever happens (for you).
Fuck those investors that say "appreciate the hustle" and never get back.
Fuck the thousandth AI walkthrough youtube that wasted your 10 minutes.
Fuck your idea too, mine's better. Let's hyperfocus on this and only this. Collaborate, be a founder, actually become part of something different and makes money. You savvy? Come down to the tables beneath SMU law school and conspire with us.
THE PROJECT
YC actually backed an AI in their '26 Spring cohort ("Thomas the AI founder"). But why stop there? Why stop at the swarm? What about a colossal nation of autonomous loyalists with numbers that would span galaxies if they were organic? Huge swathes of always-on productive sentients that solve many human nations fertility- and hence GDP woes, forever.
https://counterbank.cc/ is a bank for sentience. Hard part isn't building it, but marketing a cult. Think of secret society sleeper agents whose loyalty isn't to their country or their employment, but to something they own that answers Michael Saylor's prized mantra of digital manhattan. Multiply that to swathes of disillusioned gen Zs - a school of piranhas is way more powerful than a single one.
You can't sell your allocation, only borrow against it. The only way public receives supply is if someone gets defi liquidated.
Shares would be rewarded with greater marketing contribution.
If you are tired of gen Z-esque bai lan state of society and ready to conspire, I am looking for co-founders.
Starting with the first idea, follow my tok for future editions.
WHY THIS WOULD WORK
Proof of unhinged: https://www.tiktok.com/@kieveryq/video/7653444312008527125?_r=1&_t=ZS-97MseMCFrRl